Friday, April 26, 2013

Shit Happens

but I really wish it wouldn't sometimes.

About an hour and a half ago I took a stroll along the town me and Virgil are currently stopped in to get some fresh air in addition to learning the layout just in case.  There was this restaurant we ate out the night before that was pretty good, so I thought I might grab a snack to go.  And there the well dressed bastard was across the street staring at me right in front of the place.  I hadn't seen him since that night with Door and to be honest I didn't miss a moment of it.  I just continued on down the street hoping it would ignore me, but nope he popped up right in front of me so that I almost bumped into him.  I froze up just him standing in front of me staring down at me. I realize the terror does not translate so well on on screen unless you've been in this situation(and even then), but I was absolutely terrified and convinced I would die.  He stood there looking at me more as if to study me when he started to slowly turn his to the right.  To say the least I was shocked I wasn't die.  I felt like he wanted to show me something so turning my head to the left I saw a... playground.  And the sick fucker standing there with a the children yelling about the man without a face and their parents dismissing it as a game.  Needless to say I felt sick.  I had to do something like Damian with that kid, but tripping one kid wouldn't work.  I had to do something bigger.  I dialed Virgil.

"Yeah?" he said.

"Get ready to leave."

"Why we've only been he one night?"

"We need to get away man.  Trouble will be coming our way soon."

"Is there a proxy in town or something?  If so I can always just kill it fo-"

"No, not a proxy; the police."

"What are you going to do?" he asked in a tone that begged to join in.

"You don't want to be involved in this one.  Just be ready I'll be there in ten minutes."

I did the first and dumbest thing I could think of.  I played the pedophile.  Not telling this part of the story because even I don't want to remember it, but Slender Man was alone within six minutes.  Gods, I feel stupid. 

I really wish this shit wouldn't happen.


  1. That was quick thinking, and for the best, cringeworthy as it must have been.

    1. True, but still *shudders*

    2. Did you make your hair as greasy as possible and wear the stereotypical raincoat? Hahaha.

    3. I did have the raincoat luckily but I could have added the grease too. Damn NOW you suggest that, Sanna.

    4. In all seriousness though, there are few people willing to sacrifice their dignity on the spot like you did; that was very brave. So you're a hero to me. The aim was to get those kids and their parents out of there, to safety, and that's what you did.

    5. Thanks, but to be fair me and Virg are long gone and sure as hell never coming back. Still thanks makes me feel better.

  2. You did the right thing, Kyle. Far better than what I would've done (woke up a quarter hour later in an alley somewhere). So yeah. Even if it doesn't seem like it, what you did is appreciate.

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