Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Fuck to the Yeah to the !

Today was schway.  If you know what that means and where it's from you're awesome.  Okay, so today's story begins at a blessed place called Sweet Frogs.  If you have not been to a Sweet Frog's I'd highly recommend it.  I feel like they should be paying me for that comment.  Anyway, I was getting my yogurt, cookies n cream mixed with orange and a shitload of skittles and a few of those animal crackers with icing, when Virgil had a visitor.

"Virgil," said Cutie Mark before sitting down at our table.

"What's up with your hair?" asked Virgil referring to her burnt pink and white hair.

"Compliments of your friend, Kyle," she replied to me pouring the skittles on my yogurt, "Tell me, Virgil, are you seeking a date from me?"

"Well you see you are hot and all, even, with the short hair that's been burnt at the tips, BUT you tried to kill me a few times.  Now you see I can forgive that once or maybe even twice but three time and hurting my friend not so much."  Around this time I arrived at the table to table to see CM sitting there.

"What's she doing here?"

"Just asking me for a date, but I turned her down."


"Are you still trying make that popular."

"IT WILL BE DAMNIT!"  I turn to CM, "So what are you really here for?"

"I simply wish to have a conversation with the two of you." 

"Hey, Kyle, did you see my toppings?" ask Virg ignoring CM.

Looking, "Waffles really?  Oh and maple syrup.  Schway."

"It's so fucking delicious!  So Cutie Mark what is your favorite topping?"


"Called it!" I shouted.

"Wait. Wait. Wait. W...ait," said Virgil, "rainbow or chocolate?"

"Rainbow of course."

"Damn I thought you wouldn't be so obvious," said Virgil.

"So what are you here to talk to us about?"

"I just was curious as to why you tried to incinerate my alluring and luscious hair as well as myself."

"You did stab us on multiple occasions," I said.

"Plus you must admit that it was AWESOME!!!"  That got us a few stares XD.

"That too!"

 "But that was rather inconsiderate.  I never tried to kill you."

"Yet," Virgil added.

"True I would have tried to sooner or late, but not too soon as that would ruin the chase."

"Got to agree there, Kyle."

"Whatever.  You liked the idea of a fairy type."

"Not really I just don't hate it."


"Should call it the Fae type though, sounds better."

"Hey Cutie Mark," I turned to her, "I just wanted to say-" at this point I flipped over the table(shoulda seen Virg's face 0.0) knocking CM onto the ground in surprise.  I pulled out a gun and fired at her head until I ran out of bullets and you couldn't tell she had a face, "burn in Hell."  I dropped the gun and put my hands up in the air, "Someone call the police please."  Most people started screaming and running around(can't say I blame them really), but Virgil called for me.  Th people started cornering me, checking me for other weapons, and so on while waiting for the police to arrive.  The police arrived quickly and I was taken to the station(Virgil tells me that he was playing Borderlands 2.)  After I explained that Cutie Mark was a suspected serial killer that has been stalking(read: stabbing) me for some time now, had police from the other towns we visited verify my story, and showed them my permit to carry concealed weapons they let me off the hook.  They did suggest I don't empty out my gun on one person next time because it's extreme and suspicious, but I told them it was just a combination of paranoia and nervousness.  Yay for understanding police!

So yeah no more(I hope) Cutie Mark =D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh and I got my signed copy of The Ocean at the End of the Lane.  FUCK YEAH!!!!

Friday, June 7, 2013

Actual Blogging/Venting

(Warning contains spoilers from A Sword of Storms and Game of Thrones season 3 and a little of season 1 that everyone probably knows about, but be careful just in case.)

Fuck you George R. R. Martin!  Fuck you!  Fuck you to Hell where you will suffer eternal hellfire and damnation.  Ok I know that was uncalled for, but I am so pissed at him (duh).  He killed off Robb and Catelyn within a page off each other.  Catelyn was a good character who had her flaws which did annoy me some but made her a great character.  Robb on the other was one of my four favorite characters, (Ned, Robb, Jon, and Tyrion), and the king I was rooting for.  Long live the King of the North!  Yeah right.  The worst part is he died for the stupidest reason in-universe, He slighted an old man by marrying another woman, when Robb promised to marry one of Frey's thousands of daughters and granddaughters, in the heat of the moment.  First this is so hypocritical because Frey has fucked so many different girls, just look at all his bastards.  Second it was just stupid.  Ok you're not going to be royalty, I'd pissed too I understand, but you still have Riverrun in your pockets AND the King owes you.  Besides that Robb, despite his young age, was arguably the best king.  So to recap; 1. You had Riverrun, 2. You were owed a favor or too from the king, 3. He was the best king and the one that wouldn't instantly kill you right after you got your favor(Lannisters and their always paying debts).  I'm so pissed that after I finished the chapter I couldn't even touch the book.  And I know someone is thinking, "well of course he was going to die A Song of Ice and Fire kills off all of your favorite characters."  Valid point but in my defense I thought that was a meme based all on Ned's shocking death, no one really died in the second book I mean.



More on the usual stuff.  Uh, me and Virgil are doing fine.  No Slendy or proxies lately excluding an operator symbol drawn on the side of a Walmart.  That's all.   

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Straight to the Action

"Be ready, Virgil, she'll be here."  The two of us were standing by the entrance of an alleyway waiting for Cutie Mark to show up.  We had both talked about it and after a bit I managed to convince Virgil ht we should try and kill CM.  He still wants to "save" her but he does realized that CM is dangerous and we have to do something about her.

"Hey guys," I heard.  Virg and I turned around to see the bitch with dyed white with a pink strip girl(surprise!) smiling towards us.

"What's up," said Virgil returning the greeting.

"Ready," I said and both of us pulled out our weapons; me a knife and Virg had his own knife plus the collection of throwing knives that he'd been building up.  I went first charging in recklessly with my knife, but I saw CM smile a little and I instantly ducked behind a dumpster as knives flew past me.  While she was distracted Virgil threw some knives her way giving her a few cuts and cut the lobe of one ear.  Aiming could use some work but he is getting good with those.

"Virgil, I am recognize that you are disappointed I turned down your request, but violence is not an appropriate way to express that disappointment."  CM threw more knives at Virgil that landed in his leg wound he got in his last fight with her.  He couldn't help but to go down screaming.  I ran towards him as MC went the other way.

"Virg are you okay?"

"Tis just a flesh wound or whatever the quote is.  Damnit that hurts."

"We can go after her later I need to-"

"Shit, no go after her now we decided to end this tonight and we will.  Go!" he urged me.

I ran after CM leaving Virg behind like he requested.  His leg may slow him down but he could still fight, and I had no doubt that if another proxy was around he could handle it. See was already out of my sight, just from a moment of hesitation, but luckily for me the alleyway lead to a dead end and she was there at the end. 

"Are we going to fight now or are you going to run back to the Path?"

"If you desire oblivion so much you can simply do the task yourself."

"But it'd be no fun if I did it myself."

"Then I shall grant your wish."  She came towards me holding her knives between her fingers punching me.  I dodged because me life does depend on it.  This part is a blur where I'm dodging her knives and CM dodges mine excluding a few minor scratches.  Then she got me in the side.  Fuck, did it burn as a grasped my side.  She kick me onto the ground then bent down and said, "This is what you deserve for going against the Dark Abomination's order."

"Burn in Hell," I said as I grabbed her hair and pulled bringing her face down onto my knee.  She covered her face, grunting in pain, as I struggled to my feet.  I ran over, running purely on adrenaline and desperation at this point, and grabbed her hair.  I dug in my pocket to pull out a light, "A friend told me to try this," and then her hair was ablaze.  Fire: it solves everything.  It was beautiful too.  I stood a careful distance away with my knife ready to end her life if the fire didn't.  He showed up.  That Bastard I remember how I felt my anger rising to see that Slender Fucker show up.  I think I was ready to pull an Evan when I grabbed my head screaming in pain.  I had the worst headache it was indescribable the pain.  I was tearing up, felt like my head was going to slowly explode, and felt blood draining down my nose.  Damn still hurts.   Then it went dark.  Next thing I know I'm in the RV laying on my bed with Virgil placing an ice bag or something on me.

According to Virgil he arrived right when Slendy took Cutie Mark away.  He got me back and has been making sure I wasn't(and would not be) dead.  He say his leg still hurts but it's nothing he can't deal with or so he says.  I'm dizzy myself and everything hurts hopefully it'll be better after a lot of sleep.  Now taking bets for whether CM still lives cuz it'd be too easy if she was.