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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The 12 Fears of Chirstmas

On the 1st day of Christmas the Smiling Man gave to me 1 crimson Cypress.

On the 2nd day of Christmas the Dying Man gave to me two sibling shards and a crimson Cypress.

On the 3rd day of Christmas the Choir gave to me 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 4th day of Christmas the Black dog gave to me 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 5th day of Christmas the Archangel gave to me 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 6th day of Christmas the Intrusion gave to me 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 7th day of Christmas the Plague Doctor gave to me 7 vials of doomsday juice, 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 8th day of Christmas the Intrusion gave to me 8 nests a crawling, 7 vials of doomsday juice, 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 9th day of Christmas the Wooden Girl gave to me 9 puppets dancing, 8 nests a crawling, 7 vials of doomsday juice, 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 10th day of Christmas the Grotesque gave to me 10 waking nightmares, 9 puppets dancing, 8 nests a crawling, 7 vials of doomsday juice, 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the 11th day of Christmas EAT 11 ichors a spreading, 10 walking nightmares, 9 puppets dancing, 8 nests a crawling, 7 vials of doomsday juice, 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On 12th day of Christmas the Slender Man gave to me 12 proxies hunting, 11 ichors a spreading, 10 walking nightmares, 9 puppets dancing, 8 nests a crawling, 7 vials of doomsday juice, 6 nests a crawling, 5 possessed corpses, 4 severed limbs, 3 banshees a screaming, two sibling shards, and a crimson Cypress.

On the last day of Christmas the Quiet gave to me... nothing, absolutely nothing.

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I can hear all of you at your computers thinking, "Did Source really just waste time with that?"  Yes, yes I did.  No we didn't!  That was not a waste guys.  Actually, I must agree with that prediction, it was a bit waste.  I don't know I thought it was fun.  Agreed.  Oh, oh I can't wait to hear our new song on the radio!  That may be going to far.

I didn't get on just to post my Christmas parody, but I've got some actual news too.  Last Saturday Trish asked me for a favor that I was really against.  For good reason.  Trish told me that we weren't that far from where she lives, about 3 hours, and she was hoping she could see her family and let them know she was okay.  I told her no at first but after a while she wore me down and I agreed to drive down there and we just arrived two hours ago.  I just know her house is going to be surrounded by proxies.  EXACTLY I'LL BE SO MUCH FUN.  I feel like my Christmas will be like Iron Man 3's.  Oh I wonder if I can get an Iron Man suit.  I want a Mark XXXIX armor.  Naturally we told Trish to be careful while we're here and not to leave the RV without us, because there are probably proxies looking for her.  I hope this turns out well for her.


4 comments:

  1. Thanks again. This really means a lot to me.

    - Trish

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  2. Thank you Lovett, so do I.

    - Trish

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