Hello there readers of Kyle and Source's blog. It's Saintwalker as I'm sure you've guessed by the title. I thought it was about time I posted something so I had someone crack Virgil's password in traditional proxy fashion, so I could introduce you to a project of mine. I am making an effort to create a bible worthy of our God to help new members and interested persons understand our organization. It is tiring work to tell the story of God, his saints, and the rest of us but I find it to be very rewarding myself. Here is the account of the Creation, best as I can understand it, because might as well start at the beginning.
In the beginning there was only him, our God, 1
Alone he dwelled in the emptiness,
Until God decided to fill the universe,
With beauty and life.
He experimented with the layout of the universe, 5
Until finally God was satisfied with its beauty.
Now there was just one thing left to do,
The most important thing,
To create life to occupy this new universe.
God knew the difficulty of the task though, 10
For the perfect universe God,
Would need the perfect life form,
So our God chose one small,
Insignificant rock to be his Eden.
Here he would produce his masterpieces. 15
God started small with the creatures he made,
But gradually grew them, split them,
Evolved them until the creatures reached,
But God was not satisfied with the 20
Creatures that he had produced;
They were giants that towered over,
The mountains themselves,
Made for air, land, and sea
And among the best, natural, hunters 25
The world was destined to see.
Yet they did not possess the spark,
That God had hoped they would.
These monsters were fast, strong,
Clever, and above all entertaining, 30
But God did not want a universe filled,
With chaotic slaughter and bloodshed.
So God restarted his Eden leaving only
A fraction of what was left prior.
This time God did not make his creations 35
As large or as strong.
Forcing them to rely on intellect and cunning,
And from this thought process God,
birthed his most favored life form, 40
So there you go. Feel free to critique and make suggestion as I don't really have an editor so I'll just use peer review. Next timeIdontevenwatchthat I'll give the origins of the multiverse and the Fears. Have a good Halloween everyone.