Hello, my name is Beatrice, Trish for short. Virgil told my to checkout this blog to find out about him and he told me to post so that his and Kyle's readers know more about me. These guys have been though some crazy things. Not that I haven't but still, holy crap! So here's my story.
3 months ago I started having these weird ass nightmares where I was running through the woods around what seemed like dusk. Right at the end of the dream I ran into a black tree, which cause wake up. Figure I need to stop eating dinner before heading to bed. A few weeks later, I was heading home on the bus. Not sure why Kyle thought it was a tour bus. I mean the most important place in my hometown was the local Starbucks, and there are like three of those there. Anyway, I saw the faceless bastard out the window with those weird tentacles coming out of his back. I freak the hell out. And from the earlier blog post you know what the crowd reaction to my freaking out was. Bunch of assholes. Glad I took Kyle's advice and started running. I sucks running from "him", miss my family, mainly my little sister, and my friend too. After traveling on my own I was really tired, mostly because I was scared to stay anywhere long enough to actually sleep. Then Virgil came offering safe way to travel and his protection and knowledge since I am not used to this. He's a good guy. He helped me out even if he is....eccentric.
I hope Kyle's okay I mean if it weren't for him I don't know where I would be right now.
Hey, is it just me or does Virgil seem to be getting sane as this blog goes on. I mean he is nice and polite all the time don't get me wrong, but he seems worse I met him before.
ReplyDelete- Trish
Torture does that to ya, sweetheart.
DeleteDear Mr. Virgil,
ReplyDeleteHello, I wish to have a brief meeting with you this weekend at the location supplied in the email you were just sent. Now, I understand if you are nervous meeting with a proxy, but I promise that no harm will come from this.
- Runner
P.S. If you want to bring her along too, Trish, can attend as well.
A proxy called Runner. Do your brethren ever mistake you for a runner?
DeleteOnce or twice, Ms. Sanna. But they are the ones that gave me the nickname.
Delete- Runner
We are peers, don't bother with the "Ms", just call me Sanna. How did you get the nickname?
DeleteNo offense intended, but aren't you the one that refers to people as, "Sir?" As for the nickname, I got that due to my runner sympathies. I have a desk job within the proxy organization because I refused to take the normal job, and many of my coworkers dubbed me with the name after refusing the hunting job.
Delete- Runner
No offence intended, but I only refer to older people I respect as "sir" or "miss".
DeleteFair enough.
Delete- Runner
Trish, I commend you for not hitting him in the face at the mention of the word "chivalry". '-_-
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