Today was schway. If you know what that means and where it's from you're awesome. Okay, so today's story begins at a blessed place called Sweet Frogs. If you have not been to a Sweet Frog's I'd highly recommend it. I feel like they should be paying me for that comment. Anyway, I was getting my yogurt, cookies n cream mixed with orange and a shitload of skittles and a few of those animal crackers with icing, when Virgil had a visitor.
"Virgil," said Cutie Mark before sitting down at our table.
"What's up with your hair?" asked Virgil referring to her burnt pink and white hair.
"Compliments of your friend, Kyle," she replied to me pouring the skittles on my yogurt, "Tell me, Virgil, are you seeking a date from me?"
"Well you see you are hot and all, even, with the short hair that's been burnt at the tips, BUT you tried to kill me a few times. Now you see I can forgive that once or maybe even twice but three time and hurting my friend not so much." Around this time I arrived at the table to table to see CM sitting there.
"What's she doing here?"
"Just asking me for a date, but I turned her down."
"Are you still trying make that popular."
"IT WILL BE DAMNIT!" I turn to CM, "So what are you really here for?"
"I simply wish to have a conversation with the two of you."
"Hey, Kyle, did you see my toppings?" ask Virg ignoring CM.
Looking, "Waffles really? Oh and maple syrup. Schway."
"It's so fucking delicious! So Cutie Mark what is your favorite topping?"
"Called it!" I shouted.
"Wait. Wait. Wait. W...ait," said Virgil, "rainbow or chocolate?"
"Rainbow of course."
"Damn I thought you wouldn't be so obvious," said Virgil.
"So what are you here to talk to us about?"
"I just was curious as to why you tried to incinerate my alluring and luscious hair as well as myself."
"You did stab us on multiple occasions," I said.
"Plus you must admit that it was AWESOME!!!" That got us a few stares XD.
"But that was rather inconsiderate. I never tried to kill you."
"Yet," Virgil added.
"True I would have tried to sooner or late, but not too soon as that would ruin the chase."
"Got to agree there, Kyle."
"Whatever. You liked the idea of a fairy type."
"Not really I just don't hate it."
"Should call it the Fae type though, sounds better."
"Hey Cutie Mark," I turned to her, "I just wanted to say-" at this point I flipped over the table(shoulda seen Virg's face 0.0) knocking CM onto the ground in surprise. I pulled out a gun and fired at her head until I ran out of bullets and you couldn't tell she had a face, "burn in Hell." I dropped the gun and put my hands up in the air, "Someone call the police please." Most people started screaming and running around(can't say I blame them really), but Virgil called for me. Th people started cornering me, checking me for other weapons, and so on while waiting for the police to arrive. The police arrived quickly and I was taken to the station(Virgil tells me that he was playing Borderlands 2.) After I explained that Cutie Mark was a suspected serial killer that has been stalking(read: stabbing) me for some time now, had police from the other towns we visited verify my story, and showed them my permit to carry concealed weapons they let me off the hook. They did suggest I don't empty out my gun on one person next time because it's extreme and suspicious, but I told them it was just a combination of paranoia and nervousness. Yay for understanding police!
So yeah no more(I hope) Cutie Mark =D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I got my signed copy of The Ocean at the End of the Lane. FUCK YEAH!!!!