Friday, May 17, 2013

My Time to Shine [My Day Off]

Hey , we saw Cutie Mark today, well Virg did, and he requested to type today's post and here it is(with my comments).
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'Well, today that hot proxy bitch attacked. We stop to eat something and to finally actually get supplies because Kyle every time CM shows up he runs like a pussy [Sorry do you want more of Slendy's servents to appear?]and we haven't actually stocked up on supplies in a week or two. This time she attacked me. Course before the attack on my home I learned to fight just cause I felt like it. Basically I can hold my own fighting someone if need be.

“Greeting,” Naomi the MLP Fan said before she threw a knife at me, I dodged it ran up to her and stabbed her in the shoulder of her throwing arm so she couldn't lift her arm well enough to throw another knife and I took another knife out and stabbed her in the back of the knee.

“Well your afternoon has been eventful,”  I said sarcastically.

“Nice attempt, but it will not suffice,” She replied as she got up and pulls the knife out of the back of her knee and then kicked me away with that same leg.

“How is that possible?” I asked her, “I mean you would have to be on bath salt to do something like that,” I then added, “Course that would explain the worshiping of fictional creatures.”

“You saw the Dark Abomination yourself,” She responded.  [That you did.]

“I also saw Master Chief and Easter Bunny having Thanksgiving in Kyle's RV that same day,” I told her, “They could've shared I mean I was tortured for months with no water or food, could of gave me some turkey.” [0.0]

CM giggled, “I find you amusing,” she told me. [that you are.. no doubt there, I mean see above]

“Well I could amuse you some more if you joined me and stop worshiping that ridiculous meme god of yours,” I said to her flirting. [-_- I think we got that.]

“Poor prospect of that, Source,” Ponygirl said, [REJECTED!!!!] then holding up the knife from her leg, she took the one out of her shoulder then pulls out a few more daggers and throws them at me, as she did so she said, “I hear you are collecting these.”

Three of the knives stuck into me, one into my chest but since I had my awesome leather jacket on that one didn't do much damage. The second hit my arm and went through the leather but since the leather is thinner, it pierced through leather on the sleeve and actually went into my arm and did some damage. The third went into my leg and did the most damage so I pulled that one and the one in my chest out. The leg one was painful as hell. The last knife hit an innocent bystander so I helped that person out but taking it out of the person, patched them up, and called 911. CM left after throwing the knives just so you all know. [Look on the bright side she did give you gifts for your collection ;-)]

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  1. I wasn't rejected, I was hindered by the classy-ass suit of that imaginary creature.

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    1. You were REJECTED!!!!, but that suit is pretty nice. Where does he get them?

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    2. He probably borrowed one of the Silences' suits

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    3. I'm sure they have more than enough to spare.

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    4. I think the Slender Man just cockblocked you.

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  2. You pulled them... *head in hands*

    Okay, it was fine here, but it's probably best to leave knives in unless you've got wound treatment handy in future since they help block blood loss, especially if they're in a large artery.

    Also, gonna chime in: REJECTED!

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    1. Depends on where the blade is if you leave it in a part of the body that moves a lot leaving it in will do even more damage than taking it out. And of course we have wound treatment how do you think Kyle has been moving around I mean he is like a blade magnet thanks to Cutie Mark.

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    2. Hahaokay. That's fair. You have things well in hand then.

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  3. Well, you'd better hope she doesn't start poisoning her knives, or you're fucked. As for the entire fight, that was a pretty bad idea. I mean, unless you have a helmet on she could've got your face, and that coulda fucked you over. I'll say again that just getting the police involved ASAP saves time and effort (and innocent bystanders)

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    1. Actually she did throw a blade that Virg stabbed her with, so I turned it in to some cops saying we were attacked and it had the attacker's blood. Amazingly the blood wasn't black for someone that seems to spend all her time in the Path.

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