Friday, February 1, 2013

Door

Ugh, what a terrible name.  Really Door?  Anyway if you haven't guessed already this "door" that I am referring to is the hooded man in a mask that showed up during the fucking Christmas incident.  Today while I was eating at a Burger King for lunch he just appeared in the chair across from me(really he teleported into the chair out of nowhere).

"Door," he said.

"The fuck!  Where did you come from and about a door?"

"That's my name, Door."

"Wow, what a lame name."

"To you maybe."

"Why are you telling me this now?"

"Because shit is going soon, but you already knew that right?"

"Yeah, I figured that.  So are you finally going to tell me what you are or why you scared off Fred so easily?"

"Silly silly herald there will be time for that later."

"That too, why do you refer to me as herald?  Are you Galactus or something?"

"Nope, not quite.  Anyway just thought I would tell you my name."

"Dick."

"You bet!"  And with that he was gone.  Something about him scares me but in a different way than Slender Man.  I can tell that he is as powerful as the Slender Man, but with the Slender Man you get a silent figure that just stares at you until it's your time to go.  Door on the other hand causally chats with me as if I was an old friend and somehow the fact that he is so... human makes him just as if not more scary.  Anyway that's all for the day.

Still a stupid name, but I'm willing to bet it's symbolic just a really stupid symbolic name.

26 comments:

  1. The end is indeed coming for you, Kyle. The dead one will not save you from the Dark One's anger. You will die soon, but before than I'm prepare your Christmas gift for you. I know it's late but it's such a big present that I do believe that you'll forgive me. ^_^

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  2. Joy your posting again. Can't you wait a bit before commenting and what is up with the new name? We all know that you are Fred.

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  3. That is my true name now not "Fred"! Fred Died last year! in July!

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  4. Uh, I think that your name is Fred. I know your mom and she would never name her son "The Warrior."

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  5. Warrior! Buddy! How are you doing? It's been a while.

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  6. Why you got to be like that Fred?

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  7. Christmas was good. Also War, Door isn't going to let you kill Kyle so stop trying to be threatening. You aren't good at it.

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  8. Fool the dead one cannot protect this heathen for much longer.

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  9. He might have a point man. I can't exactly trust this door. I meant I don't know anything about it.

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  10. I think he can. You are just throwing a fit. Kyle I think Door is an awesome guy. Why do you hate him, man?

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  11. What? I didn't say I hate him just that I can't really trust him being all mystic and shit.

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  12. The dude seems cool to me. Also why is he supposes to be dead War?

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  13. Why must you refer to me as War? The horsemen are fiction I am real!

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  14. I like annoying you so I am going to call you War from now on cause you are less threatening then a Death, also I don't like calling you The Warrior. Like the reason Kyle calls you Fred cause you are his friend and not threatening.

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    1. Dude war is fucking scary haven't you played Darksiders? XD

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  15. You're right it is rather funny. War is a good name for me now that I think about it I do wage war against you heathens, so yes this is an acceptable nickname.

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  16. Aw I think he likes you Source.

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  17. I tire of this foolishness. I shall you soon when I present you with your gift.

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  18. Well Freddie boy, you might be War but I am Death, and I am anti-Slendy

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  19. Oops, was watching Trigun on Hulu and forgot about you two. you're gone aren't you? Oh well, I get the last word =D. First to Source dude so are one son-of-a-bitch XD! And Fred you can keep your present I don't want it it's way to late.

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